Week 2 – Big Women: Day 2 – Zaftig (adj)

Great Expectations of a Voluptuous, Non-Virgin Item-Girl

After coming to a resipiscence, zaftig Sheila adopted an abstemious lifestyle with the hope that if she allows her vajayjay to fall into desuetude, her hymen will restore itself.

Voluptuous (adj) – (vuh-lup-choo-uhs)

  1. sensuously pleasing or delightful
  2. provocative and sexually alluring, especially through shapeliness or fullness
  3. disposed, devoted, or addicted to sensual indulgence or luxurious pleasures

Resipiscence (n) – (res-see-pea-sense)

  1. recognition of a past mistake and the desire to improve in the future

Zaftig (adj) – (zahf-tik)

  1. (of a woman) having a pleasantly plump figure
  2. full-bodied; well-proportioned

Abstemious (adj) – (ab-stee-mee-uhs)

  1. characterized by abstinence
  2. sparing or moderate in eating and drinking; temperate in diet

Vajayjay (n) – (vah-jey-jey)

  1. (slang) jocular alteration of vagina

Desuetude (n) – (des-wi-tyood)

  1. the condition or state of not being in use or practice; disuse

 

Week 2 – Big Women: Day 1 – Rubenesque (adj)

We have all seen plump women. We have all heard the debates surrounding the fat acceptance movement.  Therefore, to be able engage and identify plus-size women with appropriate neologisms, this week’s theme is ‘Big Women’!

Glorifying the Painterly Word ‘Rubenesque’ in a Big Way: 

Pear-shaped Candy Fire slunk her way up to the strip pole in a slinky, gossamer gown that revealed her rubenesque figure for the cheering crowd.

Pear-shaped (adj) – (pair-sheypt)

  1. having the shape of a pear; tapering near the top and bulging toward the base or bottom
  2. (of a vocal tone) clear, resonant, and without harshness; full-bodied

Slink (v) – (slingk)

  1. to move or go in a furtive, abject manner, as from fear, cowardice, or shame
  2. to walk or move in a slow, sinuous, provocative way

Slinky (adj) – (Sling-kee)

  1. characterized by or proceeding with slinking  or stealthy movements
  2. made of soft, often clinging material that follows the figure closely and flows with body movement

Gossamer (adj) – (gos-uh-mer)

  1. any thin, light fabric
  2. something extremely light, flimsy, or delicate

Rubenesque (adj) – (roo-beh-nesk)

  1. (of a woman) having the physique associated with Rubens’portraits of women; plump and attractive

Week 1 – Mixed Bag: Day 7 – Overview

This week was a hot mess!  It began with salubrious spanks, jumped to cautionary advances of Robert Pattinson, squashed a rumor, tiptoed our way through a used-condom- strewn lawn, took an energy boost, and debagged the lies of the BigBadWolf.

Week’s Summary List of Neologisms: 

Ante-Jentacular (adj) 1. pre-breakfast
Aperture (n) 1. an opening, as a hole, slit, crack, gap, etc.
Bosh (n) 1. absurd or foolish talk; nonsense
Connubial (adj) 1. of marriage or wedlock; matrimonial; conjugal
Conspicuously (adv) 1. easily seen or noticed; readily visible or observable
Defenestrate (v) 1. to throw someone or something out of a window
Dishevel (adj) untidy; disarranged
Gallimaufry (n)  1. hodgepodge, jumble; confused medley
Gingerly (adv)  1. with great care or caution; warily
Highfalutin (adj) 1. (informal) pompous; bombastic; haughty; pretentious
Incite (v) 1. to stir, encourage, or urge on; stimulate or prompt to action
Jejune (adj) 1. without interest or significance; dull; insipid; dry
Ladle (n) 1. a long-handled utensil with a cup-shaped bowl for dipping or conveying liquids.
Larrup (v) 1. to beat, thrash or flog
Muumuu (n) 1. a long, loose-hanging dress, usually brightly colored or patterned
Pecker (n) 1. (slang) penis
Punani (n) 1. (slang) vagina or vulva
Putative (adj)  1. commonly accepted or supposed
Robust (adj) 1. strong and healthy; hardy; vigorous
Saga (n) 1. any narrative or legend of heroic exploits.
Stud Muffin (n)  1. (slang) a sexually attractive young man; hunk; stud; good-looking chap
Synchronicity (n) 1. an apparently meaningful coincidence in time of two or more similar or identical events that are causally unrelated
Taradiddle (n) 1. a small lie; fib
Tempered (adj) 1. made less intense or violent, especially by the influence of something good or benign
Vaunt (n) 1. boast; boastful action or utterance

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Week 1 – Mixed Bag: Day 6 – Taradiddle (n)

The True Face of an Offline Stud Muffin:

Midway through the play, it became conspicuously clear to LittleRedRideMeNow that BigBadWolf69’s virtual vaunts about packing a monster pecker underneath the muumuu were highfalutin taradiddles.

Stud Muffin (n) 

  1. (slang) a sexually attractive young man; hunk; stud; good-looking chap

Conspicuously (adv)

  1. easily seen or noticed; readily visible or observable

Vaunt (n)

  1. boast; boastful action or utterance

Pecker (n)

  1. (slang) penis
  2. a person or thing that pecks
  3. a bird’s bill

Muumuu (n)

  1. a long, loose-hanging dress, usually brightly colored or patterned

Highfalutin (adj)

  1. (informal) pompous; bombastic; haughty; pretentious

Taradiddle (n)

  1. a small lie; fib
  2. pretentious nonsense

Week 1 – Mixed Bag: Day 5 – Ante-jentacular (adj)

Not Another Jejune Diet:

Even though her husband was away on a business trip, Kim remembered to take an ante-jentacular slurp of her regular protein and fructose supplement in the comfort of her disheveled bed.

Jejune (adj)

  1. without interest or significance; dull; insipid; dry
  2. lacking knowledge or experience; uninformed
  3. deficient or lacking in nutritive value

Ante-Jentacular (adj) 

  1. pre-breakfast

Dishevel (adj)

  1. untidy; disarranged

Week 1 – Mixed Bag: Day 4 – Defenestrate (v)

Chaos in Stepford Town:

Rob’s habit of defenestrating his used condoms incited a neighborhood watch.

Defenestrate (v)

  1. to throw someone or something out of a window

Incite (v)

  1. to stir, encourage, or urge on; stimulate or prompt to action

Week 1 – Mixed Bag: Day 3 – Putative (adj)

Busting a Myth:

The putative belief that synchronicity of orgasms is indicative of a robust love is just plain bosh.

Putative (adj) 

  1. commonly accepted or supposed

Synchronicity (n)

  1. an apparently meaningful coincidence in time of two or more similar or identical events that are causally unrelated

Robust (adj)

  1. strong and healthy; hardy; vigorous
  2. strongly or stoutly built

Bosh (n)

  1. absurd or foolish talk; nonsense