Great Expectations of a Voluptuous, Non-Virgin Item-Girl
After coming to a resipiscence, zaftig Sheila adopted an abstemious lifestyle with the hope that if she allows her vajayjay to fall into desuetude, her hymen will restore itself.
Voluptuous (adj) – (vuh-lup-choo-uhs)
- sensuously pleasing or delightful
- provocative and sexually alluring, especially through shapeliness or fullness
- disposed, devoted, or addicted to sensual indulgence or luxurious pleasures
Resipiscence (n) – (res-see-pea-sense)
- recognition of a past mistake and the desire to improve in the future
Zaftig (adj) – (zahf-tik)
- (of a woman) having a pleasantly plump figure
- full-bodied; well-proportioned
Abstemious (adj) – (ab-stee-mee-uhs)
- characterized by abstinence
- sparing or moderate in eating and drinking; temperate in diet
Vajayjay (n) – (vah-jey-jey)
- (slang) jocular alteration of vagina
Desuetude (n) – (des-wi-tyood)
- the condition or state of not being in use or practice; disuse