Not Another Jejune Diet:
Even though her husband was away on a business trip, Kim remembered to take an ante-jentacular slurp of her regular protein and fructose supplement in the comfort of her disheveled bed.
- without interest or significance; dull; insipid; dry
- lacking knowledge or experience; uninformed
- deficient or lacking in nutritive value
Ante-Jentacular (adj)
- pre-breakfast
- untidy; disarranged